top 10 creepy things wanderer may or may not have done

brittlebloodbrittleblood
edited July 2009 in General
10. rushes to airplane crash sites and throws a teddy bear amidst the rubble - then pulls out high end camera to take startingly magazine cover quality photos...which he will sell to highest bidder.

9. on custody weekends he pulls out a bunch of photoshopped framed pix of he, madonna + kids and constantly tells the kids "madonna is your real mom".

your turn.

Comments

  • BigD-BluezBigD-Bluez
    8. He found Little Betty who ate a pound of aspirin, and instead of calling 911, he stole her candy.
  • xtrevxtrev
    7. Roams around, around, around, around, around.
  • jackedUPjazzjackedUPjazz
    edited July 2009
    6 Slipped a mickey into the drink of Professor Henry Louis Gates causing him to have an extreme case of roid rage

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  • TimMasonTimMason
    edited July 2009
    5. He will suck up your minds until you can think of nothing else. He will suck up the internets until they speak of nothing else. He is the PsychoPump. Schloooop! Ahhhhhhh!
  • Fake WandererFake Wanderer
    4. He is the evil Puppetmaster behind Pol Pot and Raymond23. As the prior, he was responsible for genocide, forcing Cambodians to eat their own eyeglasses before being executed at the edge of a cassava field and torn apart by wild dogs. As the later he is a shadowy Rovian character who has unleashed his hellhound to wreck havoc and scare small children, pregnant women, and old people with weak hearts.
  • FreealbumsgaloreFreealbumsgalore
    edited July 2009
    Wanderer must have surfaced after I left. Is he in the same league as mrcat or Big Bill?
  • brittlebloodbrittleblood
    yes and no...mrcat was iconic, wandy not. bigbill was kinda like a food critic persona that had fingernails grating on the chalkboard as he spewed. wandy - when you get down to rating contrarian boarders - is linked to finite events that make his story lack heart. that he has compadres - leafy, ray23 - alters the read as well. i give him an 8...bigbill an 8.1 - mrcat remains perfect...he came and went all too fast...altering our speech and he's time tested like few others. 10.
  • brittlebloodbrittleblood
    3. subscribes to the daily just so he can read the irish comics.
  • brittlebloodbrittleblood
    2. doesn't recycle - anything.
  • Fake WandererFake Wanderer
    1. can perform the Ron Jeremy self-satisfaction contortion trick.
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