general silliness with cheap musical reference

edited April 2010 in General
general silliness:
the Pork Milanese at Olive Garden is like having sex with a pork chop in your mouth; whether this is a good or bad thing is up to the individual......not bad for a chain though.

cheap musical reference:
Olive Garden serves up a generous helping of tunes that sound like Frank Sinatra or Dean Martin on the fingersnappy upside of a swinging bender.

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  • edited April 2010
    I misread your syntax there, and got the wrong emphasis: "like having sex with a pork chop... in your mouth", which is way the hell away from the general silliness you were aiming for.
    Also, "a swinging bender" does not necessarily mean the same in my part of the world as it does in yours, but that's a whole other story.
  • Three possible meanings for 'a swinging bender' came to mind and I'm pretty sure you don't mean any of them.
    I can't think of a fourth and now I have a dilemma, should I ask for an explanation, or will I end up wishing I hadn't?
  • Yeah, I gotta a swingin' bender for you right here for ya....come an' get it!
  • @Nereffid - I'm sure it has something to do with caning...everything in your part of the world either has something to do with getting pissed or caning....
  • oooh....! you scoundrel!

    hold on..., which swinging bender did you mean?
    getting pissed and caning I can handle, but...........
  • conjuring images of entreephelia was not my intention, though i do not pass judgment.

    i think it would be a safe bet that Frankie,Dino, Sammy, Joey and Peter ran the gamut of interpretations of swinging bender in their day.
  • and bending swingers.
  • Cheap musical reference:
    1972: "The Candy Man" paved the way for "Puppy Love", "My Name Is Michael",Song Sung Blue" , "Baby, Don't Get hooked On Me" and countless other blows to the midsection of popular music. Diabolical plan orchestrated by the pack to breath life into the croon or government sanctioned plot to sublimate subversive thought?
  • And Arab terrorism on American soil started with Kasey Kasem....
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