Dang!

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  • frogkopffrogkopf
    I don't think I've laughed that hard at an eMu post all year....
  • choiceweb0pen0choiceweb0pen0
    Thanks for pointing this out, lol. So all it takes to make one person's world come crashing down around them is to not like the latest New Pornographers's album?

    I always feel a little indifferent to them. For as many times as I think about getting their latest album, I decide not to.
  • frogkopffrogkopf
    edited June 2010
    I was hoping to be edified concerning dildonics, but alas, it is not to be....
  • frogkopffrogkopf
    edited June 2010
    .
  • DoofyDoofy
    I got this album free on Amie Street. No real opinion about it, just gloating. (The New Pornographers, I mean, not CrBk.)
  • BrighternowBrighternow
    edited June 2010
    A wiki reference:
    Teledildonics
    From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (Redirected from Dildonics)
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    Teledildonics (also known as "cyberdildonics") are electronic sex toys that can be controlled by a computer.[1] Promoters of these devices have claimed since the 1980s they are the "next big thing" in cybersex technology.[2] "Teledildonics" can also refer to the integration of telepresence with sex that these toys make possible — the term was coined in 1975 by Ted Nelson[3] in his Computer Lib/Dream Machines.

    In its original conception, this technology was to have been used for remote sex (or, at least, remote mutual masturbation), where the physical sensations of touch could be transmitted over a data link between the participants.

    Sex toys that can be manipulated remotely by another party are currently coming onto the market.[4] These toys sometimes come with prerecorded movies to which the toys' actions are synchronized by means of a previously-written script. Other products being released fit a new category called bluedildonics, which allow a sex toy to be controlled remotely via a Bluetooth connection
    Wiki
  • Daniel, Esq.Daniel, Esq.
    So all it takes to make one person's world come crashing down around them is to not like the latest New Pornographers's album?

    i'm weeping now, actually.
  • frogkopffrogkopf
    edited June 2010
    Thank you sir, I am now edified!

    So, the situation is that uncircumcised Brits are using remote controlled dildos on us and this guy is upset because listening to the New Pornographer's new album somehow interferes with this process? Is there something about the frequencies used on the album that causes this problem? If so, does using headphones help?
  • thomnottomthomnottom
    I like the album and all, but I'm not about to freak on someone who doesn't like it. Then again, as much as I love Twin Cinema, I've never gotten that into any of their other work (just a few songs from Mass Romantic).

    There's just so much wrong with that guy's reaction to the reviews. But the best line was, "I'd like to see more name-calling and finger-pointing, please."
  • jackedUPjazzjackedUPjazz
    I never cease to be amazed at the shit I didn't know

    Teledildonics???
  • jackedUPjazzjackedUPjazz
    Now it seems to have turned into Suckie the insult comic thread
  • BrighternowBrighternow
    edited June 2010
    edit:
    never mind.
  • NereffidNereffid
    I'm disappointed - no, devastated - that the tone trolls haven't shown up to slap Sucklechimp down for his arrogance.
  • KatrinaKatrina
    edited June 2010
    I agree with Trakball's comment that it's nice to see some debate & flaming about actual music, rather than how emusic sucks.
  • DoofyDoofy
    Well, seems to have died down. It's funny to look at the OP's downloads, as it's pretty much an A-to-Z of the buzzed-up sorta/kinda Indie bands...your Animal Collective, Magnetic Fields, Ted Leo, etc etc. His astonishment reminds me of the blank looks I used to get back in teenage days when I'd confess to not being that big a fan of Zep and Sabbath.

    Not that I don't like those "Indie" bands, but ya know. There are a few interesting things thrown in there, like Cocteau Twins and Pere Ubu, even!
  • Dr. MutexDr. Mutex
    ...teenage days when I'd confess to not being that big a fan of Zep and Sabbath

    But you've seen the light now, of course. Or not, just kidding.

    My favorite from the thread is johnapwll:
    The old pornographers were much cooler. You should stop listening to poser music.
  • brittlebloodbrittleblood
    juice the chimp, standing alone, feeling together - feeling ok, ok?

    first one to haiku a homage to juice wins! only emu board entries considered.
  • BrighternowBrighternow
    Sucklechimp @ Myspace
  • frogkopffrogkopf
    You would think that someone who is given over to unnatural proclivities with Pan Troglodytes wouldn't be so eager to broadcast the fact.....
  • cafreemacafreema
    He's "a victim of postmodernism", huh? Very cool guy.

    Craig
  • frogkopffrogkopf
    Is that anything like art-damaged?
  • cafreemacafreema
    The first Google image result for: victim of postmodernism.

    postmodernism_image2.jpg

    Craig
  • mommiomommio
    edited June 2010
    If he likes The Big Lebowski there's a little bit of good somewhere in the dude.

    Did you check out his photos?
  • brittlebloodbrittleblood
    timabouttown wins!!! that was some inspired work!
  • thomnottomthomnottom
    Oh great, now there's another pissed off "soon to be former" subscriber who can't handle the 30 day refresh cycle. I wonder how any of those people pay their credit card bills on time...
  • cafreemacafreema
    Isn't he the same guy that kept bitching about a problem with Safari and refused to listen to everyone tell him that the problem was on his end because no one else with the same system had the problem?

    Craig
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