The unapologetic childish mockery of stupidly stupid dumb band names thread
Ironically, the band name on the bottle to christen this thread with is...
Tapestry of Honor
Stupid fucking name, that. It would've only been funnier had they used the word 'dignity' instead.
However, it gets more ironic. They only have one single up on Amie, two on the Myspace (one which is titled 'unfinished'); and it's not bad. I bought it on Amie and threw a rec up for it.
As far as I can tell, it's some dude in Utah that probably records stuff in a spare bedroom. In my rec, I encourage him to put more music up, and it's a sincere request.
I should've also encouraged him to get a real band name.
Tapestry of Honor
Stupid fucking name, that. It would've only been funnier had they used the word 'dignity' instead.
However, it gets more ironic. They only have one single up on Amie, two on the Myspace (one which is titled 'unfinished'); and it's not bad. I bought it on Amie and threw a rec up for it.
As far as I can tell, it's some dude in Utah that probably records stuff in a spare bedroom. In my rec, I encourage him to put more music up, and it's a sincere request.
I should've also encouraged him to get a real band name.
Comments
Or it could just mean the place where celebrities or dignitaries are received and let to an event (ie, Red Carpet).
- Auch !
- Is no longer at Amie, or at least I can't find him.
I'm currently listening to Neutral Milk Hotel. Seriously, what the hell does that mean? Meanwhile, earlier today on Amie Street I purchased Malachi, Hadouken!, and Bluebrain. Again, what?
Craig
Beatlesque Band
- Lame !
This is the only Malachi I'm familiar with:
Craig
"Dead Monkeys are to split up again, according to their manager, Lefty Goldblatt. They've been in the business now ten years, nine as other groups. Originally the Dead Salmon, they became for a while, Trout. Then Fried Trout, then Poached Trout In A White Wine Sauce, and finally, Herring. Splitting up for nearly a month, they re-formed as Red Herring, which became Dead Herring for a while, and then Dead Loss, which reflected the current state of the group. Splitting up again to get their heads together, they reformed a fortnight later as Heads Together, a tight little name which lasted them through a difficult period when their drummer was suspected of suffering from death. It turned out to be only a rumor and they became Dead Together, then Dead Gear, which led to Dead Donkeys, Lead Donkeys, and the inevitable split-up. After nearly ten days, they reformed again as Sole Marnier, then Dead Sole, Rock Cod, Turbot, Haddock, Whitebait, the Plaices, Fish, Bream, Mackerel, Salmon, Poached Salmon, Poached Salmon In A White Wine Sauce, Salmon Marnier, and Helen Shapiro. This last name, their favorite, had to be dropped following an injunction and they split up again. When they reformed after a recordbreaking two days, they ditched the fishy references and became Dead Monkeys, a name which they stuck with for the rest of their careers. Now, a fortnight later, they've finally split up."
Malachai - Shadow Weaver Part 2
- Yes I know it's far fetched, but it's such a lovely album.
EDIT: Offered up as another Malachi, not a stupid name.
A good band name should be mildly amusing at first, and then less and less funny each time you hear it.
On the list of band names I can't tell if I love or hate: Suburban Kids With Biblical Names and Scary Kids Scaring Kids. At the least they would probably both make better album titles.
Amoebic Dysentery
Anal Blasphemy
Ancient Wrath
Anal Vomit
Being Killed
Christ Beheaded
Corpsefukcing Art
Eat the Living
Grotesque Formation
Total Devastation
- Just to mention a few.
- And the winner is.......This Guy