Completely unrelated, but the conversation reminds me that I saw, a couple of months ago, a person get kicked out of a Facebook group for "threatening to kill Schrodinger's cat."
Since they were mentioned earlier, I thought I should mention here that the new Spiritualized album is on NPR First Listen this week.
I said, "But, wizard, old wise one, I have come so far to find the truth of life!"
He says, "Hey, son, slow down, relax."
He said, "To tell you the truth, son..."
I said, "Wizard, that's what I've come to find is the truth."
He said, "No, no, no, son, you've got me all wrong. Heh heh.
To tell you the truth, son...uh...how can I tell you this? Uh...
I've been in this field of poppies a long time myself, and I've come to find, son, that the only truth in life is right here in this bottle."
I said, "Wizard!"
He said, "No, truly, son. In fact, I'd rather have this bottle in front of me than A FRONTAL LOBOTOMY!"
How profound, Wizard!
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Tom "T-Bone" Stankus - Existential Blues