I am Pitchfork

jonahpwlljonahpwll
edited January 2011 in southern boys with nothin' to say
Commands to commence shortly...
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  • jonahpwlljonahpwll
    Worship cats. They are your superiors.
  • jonahpwlljonahpwll
    Sarcasm is not permitted.
  • jonahpwlljonahpwll
    Feed the birds, especially in the wintertime.
  • jonahpwlljonahpwll
    edited January 2011
    Listen to what I am saying. NO. REALLY LISTEN. I can tell you're not listening. You have angered your leader.
  • jonahpwlljonahpwll
    You've been reported.
  • jonahpwlljonahpwll
    edited January 2011
    You've been reported.
    Yes, you.
  • jonahpwlljonahpwll
    Now sit by your computers and wait. More commands to commence shortly.
  • cafreemacafreema
    Oh, now I see what I need to be freed from. It's the iron fist of jonahpwll!

    Craig
  • jonahpwlljonahpwll
    Oh, now I see what I need to be freed from. It's the iron fist of jonahpwll!

    Craig

    What part of "Now sit by your computers and wait. More commands to commence shortly." did you not understand?
  • jonahpwlljonahpwll
    A new jazz recommendation is imminent. Prepare yourselves.
  • cafreemacafreema
    I'm clearly by my computer, am I not?

    Craig
  • jonahpwlljonahpwll
    Quietly.
  • jonahpwlljonahpwll
    Good grief, now I see why the last Pitchfork quit.
  • amclark2amclark2
    Am I listening correctly? How can I know if I'm listening correctly? The old Pitchfork told me how to listen correctly. I think.
  • jonahpwlljonahpwll
    Let me get back to you on that.
    They didn't warn me how piteous the group was I had to overlord to. Figure they could've given me a heads up or something, y'know? I could've been more prepared with manuals and written instructions and shit.
  • jonahpwlljonahpwll
    Am I listening correctly? How can I know if I'm listening correctly? The old Pitchfork told me how to listen correctly. I think.

    Okay, here you go. I hope you find this helpful. If not, you'll be barred from downloading my latest mix tapes.

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  • amclark2amclark2
    edited January 2011
    Ok, here goes:

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  • jonahpwlljonahpwll
    Attention: Report to Jazz immediately. I repeat... Report to Jazz immediately.
    Your new favorite album has been posted.
    Thank you.
  • thomnottomthomnottom
    Excellent. I have deleted my entire music library in preparation!
  • BrighternowBrighternow
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  • jonahpwlljonahpwll
    Excellent. I have deleted my entire music library in preparation!

    Good. You, in particular, need a fresh start.
  • thomnottomthomnottom
    Everything but the Metheny...
  • jonahpwlljonahpwll
    edited January 2011
    Everything but the Metheny...

    I was referring to the Metheny.
    Oh, wait, you didn't delete all the other stuff besides the Metheny, did you? 'Cause I was just gonna recommend all that stuff.
    No, just kidding, delete all of it. You don't know what you're supposed to like. I'm not even sure I'm comfortable with the idea of you having access to a "library" at this point. We need to build you up to that responsibility. All of you people, really.
  • cafreemacafreema
    Sorry, I had to go to a meeting. What'd I miss?

    Craig
  • BrighternowBrighternow
    edited January 2011
    An_Elephant_Playing_Music_From_His_Trunk_091121-144920-121009.jpg ?
  • BrighternowBrighternow
    How jazz was born. . .
    ;-)
  • jonahpwlljonahpwll
    Okay, I'm gonna refer some of you back to Command #2...
    Sarcasm is not permitted.
  • BrighternowBrighternow
    edited April 2011
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  • DoofyDoofy
    That is a shovel, not a pitchfork.

    Very hard to pitchfork ants.
  • Dr. MutexDr. Mutex
    I didn't think our current Pitchfork had any aunts. He's never mentioned them.
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