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  • edited April 2011
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  • I'll try out your app: Black Box Revelation.

    Craig
  • No, you're beyond help. I'm outsourcing my phone call to another company. I hope you need new carpeting for the den, because they don't take no for an answer.
  • Akira Rabelais. (I'll do a product compare with the results on the app)
  • Wow, your app loads slow.
  • Phone numbers, people! I need numbers!

    Oh screw it, the last thing I need is to have actual audio contact with any of you.

    Akira Rabelais:

    Stop listening to that crap. Who even gave you permission to make music listening purchases on your own? Go listen to this instead...

    http://www.myspace.com/gansan/music

    Go to hell. *click*
  • But I don't have a den!

    Craig
  • Now that you are no longer permitted to listen to music unsupervised, you should have plenty of time on your hands. Build one.
  • edited December 2011
    OK, it's not at all related, but it is a new artist I didn't know about and it sounds OK, so I guess your app works too. Keep working on those load times.
    ETA in fact it sounds pretty good.
  • It is related in ways you are too feeble to contemplate.

    Good grief, I think I'm gonna have to add an abuse surcharge. We're only live five minutes on this app, and you sheep are already wearing me out.
  • No, you should provide the abuse as part of the service.
  • Okay, done.

    I'm gonna need bank account numbers from everyone. Don't bother whispering them, because the way you sheep stand with me right now, I'll be forced to clear out your bank accounts before identity thieves even get an inkling of an idea to come after you.

    Germanprof, as a reward for your customer feedback, you get a free rec based on an artist name you hadn't even yet considered asking about...

    Daniel Ogren - "laponia"

    http://www.myspace.com/danielogren/music/songs/laponia-64338538

    But don't get the idea that unsolicited advise is welcome, because it's not. You just got lucky that time.
  • Advice is spelled with a 'c'.
    No, you should provide the abuse as part of the service.

    But I came here for an argument!

    Craig
  • The five minutes or the whole half hour?
  • Just the five minutes.
  • You're both banned from use of the app.

    I should have remained more vigilant on this site. The sheep have grown lazy in my absence and have attempted (miserably) to try thinking for themselves. The end result is a lot of blaaathering and running about all willy-nilly.

    All of you need to head to the time-out box... now.
  • First tell me your thoughts on: Steven Bernstein's Millennial Territory Orchestra - MTO Plays Sly.

    Craig
  • I know something's happening, but I don't know what it is.

    Mr. Jones

    (I'm just trying to do this jigsaw puzzle before it rains anymore.)
  • Brilliant album.

    Go buy this one...

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    "The Scenic Route"
  • edited December 2011
    And you, stop it with your Dylan references. You are not approved to be doing that. You keep it up, and you'll be doing this next...

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  • It has been saved for later at mtraks where I refresh in one week's time.

    Craig
  • It has been saved for later at mtraks where I refresh in one week's time.

    Excellent. You may now avail yourself of the sheep lounge.

    You see, everyone else? Do you see what obedience gets you? Wouldn't you like to get sheep lounge privileges? Of course you would. Obey!
  • I don't wear crocs, and I don't wear sandals.
    The pumps don't work 'cause the vandals took the handles.

    There, I referenced somebody other than Dylan.
  • You are so pushing it.

    And you are very fortunate that Beastie Boys (via Hello Nasty) is beginning a revival on my car stereo.

    Otherwise, you'd be in sheep purgatory right now (better known as the emu forums).
  • I can't see any ads for that Disney movie about Rapunzle without thinking of the line from Paul's Boutique - "Rapunzle, Rapunzle..."
  • Probably not the association that Walt is looking for.
  • All right Pitchfork app - I have $5.01 - go
  • Get Lightnin' Hopkins - Texas Blues Giant

    And wear a hoodie while you're buying it.
  • When Pitchfork can't criticize it, I know I've done well.
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