Coming soon to a TV near you: "Can You Arouse Tim Mason To Fury?"
Each week, contestants (members of the "public") must inventively, or otherwise, perform some sort of activity combining 3 things that really used to get Tim Mason's goat, while the panel of judges - Tim, lounging in a deckchair with his favourite beverage - watches calmly and disinterestedly. Whoever makes him leap to his feet roaring "No! That's ENOUGH!!!" can proceed to the next round. The grand prize at the end of the series is - well, a goat, obviously.
Wacky comedy interlude: speeded-up film, with Benny Hill music, of mommio attempting to negotiate a supermarket car park while shopping carts roll about chaotically.
Following the example set by fellow diva Britney; Joan, Janet and Shirley hammered the entertainment world by publicly hanging bald beavers upon arrival at the red carpet of the MTV awards.
RayRay, you would have to be more ubiquitous to have a chance at my list. Plus I don't get riled up by your postings like some of the other old timers. I figure if I'm gonna dish it out, I have to be able to take it.
Having taught ESL classes in a previous life, it's gratifying to be able to make a modest contribution to the edification of others with regards to our glorious mother tongue.
I agree with you on the Amie Pics. Late Monday night, every time after I hit F5 I was greeted by the smug, pretentious, doleful mug of some jackass in a Bob Dylan harmonica holder and blue bow tie - I can't tell you how badly I wanted to pop that twit in the cookie puss with my fist, while grasping a roll of quarters.
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Each week, contestants (members of the "public") must inventively, or otherwise, perform some sort of activity combining 3 things that really used to get Tim Mason's goat, while the panel of judges - Tim, lounging in a deckchair with his favourite beverage - watches calmly and disinterestedly. Whoever makes him leap to his feet roaring "No! That's ENOUGH!!!" can proceed to the next round. The grand prize at the end of the series is - well, a goat, obviously.
Wacky comedy interlude: speeded-up film, with Benny Hill music, of mommio attempting to negotiate a supermarket car park while shopping carts roll about chaotically.
Craig
Having taught ESL classes in a previous life, it's gratifying to be able to make a modest contribution to the edification of others with regards to our glorious mother tongue.
I agree with you on the Amie Pics. Late Monday night, every time after I hit F5 I was greeted by the smug, pretentious, doleful mug of some jackass in a Bob Dylan harmonica holder and blue bow tie - I can't tell you how badly I wanted to pop that twit in the cookie puss with my fist, while grasping a roll of quarters.