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Nothing disproves My existence quite like ISIS. Nine times out of ten when an award-winner thanks God, theyre using the word as a euphemism for cocaine. There's a reason why innocent people suffer, and the reason is this is My first universe and I'm learning on the job. Is life fair? Short answer, no. Long answer, nooooooo. Do Me a favor: from now on, leave My name out of everything you do. I don't want the rest of the universe to know I know you. Retweet this and you can commit the sin of your choice. Success is the best revenge, but a swift kick in the balls also has its charm. The eternal reward for dying for your religion is being dead. Today, in the spirit of #JeSuisCharlie, insult the hell out of Me. Shit. I forgot Jesus's birthday, didn't I.
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The only way to stop this is by changing your PW, AFAIK . . .
It can be found at https://twitter.com/BachBuzzfeed
When Joshua Redman mentioned it in a tweet, I thought he was kidding, but, nope, some clever person went and created it and stocked it with some very clever tweets.
- With 1.8 million followers and a very busy Tweeter.
With tweets such as: