I did find some ASCII art online for the Simpsons, but Comic Book Guy was not among them, and Wonderdolt wouldn't get it, anyway. Just like he didn't get the joke about red shirts vs magenta.
Lightning bolts do not transalte to well to old websites, I'm finding. The blank spaces are not right - if you type 20 blank spaces, the page shows it as one.
Result: nothing lines up into a proper lightning bolt.
could feel at the time
There was no way of knowing
Fallen leaves in the night
Who can say where they´re blowing
As free as the wind
And hopefully learning
Why the sea on the tide
Has no way of turning
More than this - you know there's nothing
More than this - tell me one thing
More than this - there is nothing
It was fun for a while
There was no way of knowing
Likea dream in the night
Who can say where we´re going
No care in the world
Maybe I'm learning
Why the sea on the tide
Has no way of turning
More than this - you know there's nothing
More than this - tell me one thing
More than this - there is nothing
Well I don't know why I came here tonight,
I got the feeling that something ain't right,
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs,
Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with you.
Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you,
And I'm wondering what it is I should do,
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face,
Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place,
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.
Well you started out with nothing,
And you're proud that you're a self made man,
And your friends, they all come crawlin,
Slap you on the back and say,
Please.... Please.....
Trying to make some sense of it all,
But I can see that it makes no sense at all,
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor,
'Cause I don't think that I can take anymore
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.
Well you started out with nothing,
And you're proud that you're a self made man,
And your friends, they all come crawlin,
Slap you on the back and say,
Please.... Please.....
Well I don't know why I came here tonight,
I got the feeling that something ain't right,
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs,
Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with you,
Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you,
Stuck in the middle with you.
Ooh, we're being cyberstalked.
And look out Bonnie and Clyde, Ma Barker, the "cool kids" are transformed - They're now the Slimy Bastards Gang. I shall wear a garden slug upon my lapel as a special "cool' sign of recognition, like the freemason's handshake.
Every goddamned time I open a thread and think it wil be some normal discussion, Wanderdolt is there.
And then Wesley said they needed to apologize, and I thought Wesley was Wanderdolt.
Hmmm, nobody posting much since we were 'outed' on the emu boards. Not like we were hiding anyway - that's why 'outed' was in quotes.
You know, I think I got rid of hate posting the thunderbolts and whatnot.
Part of the letting go, I suppose. I still cringe when I go into a perfectly inncoulous thread and a Wanderdolt post shows up. Pretty soon I won't read that website anymore. I like this one better.
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Result: nothing lines up into a proper lightning bolt.
3rd finger, it is.
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-/'/--/-/--/¨¯\
--('(- ¯~/'--')
\-'--/
-'\'_-´
\--(
There was no way of knowing
Fallen leaves in the night
Who can say where they´re blowing
As free as the wind
And hopefully learning
Why the sea on the tide
Has no way of turning
More than this - you know there's nothing
More than this - tell me one thing
More than this - there is nothing
It was fun for a while
There was no way of knowing
Likea dream in the night
Who can say where we´re going
No care in the world
Maybe I'm learning
Why the sea on the tide
Has no way of turning
More than this - you know there's nothing
More than this - tell me one thing
More than this - there is nothing
I got the feeling that something ain't right,
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs,
Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with you.
Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you,
And I'm wondering what it is I should do,
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face,
Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place,
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.
Well you started out with nothing,
And you're proud that you're a self made man,
And your friends, they all come crawlin,
Slap you on the back and say,
Please.... Please.....
Trying to make some sense of it all,
But I can see that it makes no sense at all,
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor,
'Cause I don't think that I can take anymore
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.
Well you started out with nothing,
And you're proud that you're a self made man,
And your friends, they all come crawlin,
Slap you on the back and say,
Please.... Please.....
Well I don't know why I came here tonight,
I got the feeling that something ain't right,
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs,
Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with you,
Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you,
Stuck in the middle with you.
here
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Shazaam?
sorry, i tried. personally I think * sums it all up.
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lamentable.
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Boy, I sure am glad I'm so busy today.
Sorry to pick on you more Craig :P
I responded in kind.
Craig
and now Raymond is suspicious of "cool kids"
Nice thunderbolts, BigD-Bluez!
And look out Bonnie and Clyde, Ma Barker, the "cool kids" are transformed - They're now the Slimy Bastards Gang. I shall wear a garden slug upon my lapel as a special "cool' sign of recognition, like the freemason's handshake.
And then Wesley said they needed to apologize, and I thought Wesley was Wanderdolt.
You know, I think I got rid of hate posting the thunderbolts and whatnot.
Part of the letting go, I suppose. I still cringe when I go into a perfectly inncoulous thread and a Wanderdolt post shows up. Pretty soon I won't read that website anymore. I like this one better.